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Do we think George W. Bush is a dummy?
Hell, no! We are optimists at heart and to think the world could be ruled by anyone but a first rate politician, a real genius would give us nightmares.
No, The Blairing Bush knows that Mr. Bush is pretty clever. Look where he is today... Takes a lot to be declared winner when pipped at the post in the polls...
And look at all the contracts he got the USA out of... Saved thousands of jobs, just like his buddies at Enron. And now all the jobs he is creating in Iraq...
And all those scientists and environmentalists he has told are wrong about global warming and CO2 emissions by not signing one little protocol in Kyoto...
And all those children around the world who do not need a human rights charter because there is no need for one...
And how the whole world can be convinced it is wrong for any country to have biological, chemical and nuclear weapons of mass destruction, except the USA...
No, no, Mr. Bush is one clever man to arrange all that by himself. So we have no qualms about asking readers to...
join the big Blairing Bush Pretzeldent Collection!
Conceived by a witty wag in France, join this charitable act with a gallic flavour no matter where you live in the world. Send just one hygienically packed pretzel to:
Mr. G. W. Bush
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington D. C.
U.S.A
He is so clever, he is sure to get the message!
We cannot presume his halo will strangle him, nor can we depend upon him choking on his overbearing conceit, but The Blairing Bush cannot think what to send TONY BLAIR...
BB did think of sending dog food, but were not too sure what brand or flavour poodles prefer.
Any other (legal) suggestions?
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